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Update: Previous Update Was Wrong +++ Traffic Expected, Commuters Somehow Surprised +++ Man Does Thing, Internet Forms Committees +++ Innovation Announced, Innovation Is Layoffs +++ Editor's Note: We Got Caught +++ Gen Z Discovers Thing Millennials Discovered From Boomers +++ QUIZ: Find Out Which Thing You Are (Data Harvested) +++ AI Solves Problem AI Created Last Quarter +++ Millennials Blamed For Industry Failing Millennials +++ Investors Concerned About Concerns Investors Have +++ Report: Thing Is Happening Somewhere To Someone +++ Company Denies Thing Nobody Accused Them Of +++ Long Read Padded To Justify Long Read Label +++ Leaked Memo Says What Leaker Wanted It To Say +++ Study Finds Age Group Is Age Group +++ Tragedy Occurs, Brands See Opportunity +++ Tweet Becomes News, News Standard Lowered +++ Study Confirms What You Already Believed +++ Sources Familiar With The Matter Remain Conveniently Anonymous +++ Local News Team Interviews Man Who Saw Thing +++ BREAKING: Situation 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Wellness Guru's Advice: Give Wellness Guru Money +++ Exception Proves Rule (That's Not What That Means) +++ Everything You Need To Know In 47 Paragraphs +++ Local Man Has Opinion He Saw On TV +++ Single Person's Experience Becomes National Trend +++ Investigation Finds Investigators Found Things +++ Thing Linked To Other Thing, Mechanism Unknown +++ The Only Thing You Need To Know Plus 12 More Things +++ Multiple People Confirm (Multiple Means Two) +++ Toxins Identified, Toxins Include Everything +++ Listicle: Content Chunked For Maximum Ad Loads +++ CEO Says Words, Stock Moves, Words Meant Nothing +++ Science Says (Link Goes To Press Release) +++ Internal Email Shows Someone Had Email +++ Roundup: Other People's Work, Collected +++ Critics Quoted For Balance, Dismissed In Final Paragraph +++ What They Don't Want You To Know (They Don't Care) +++ Experts Warn About Thing, Decline To Name Thing +++ Generation Accused Of Trait Every Generation Has +++ Analysis: We Watched It Happen And 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OPINION & EDITORIAL

Opinion: The Trade Deficit Is Just America's Attachment Style

HOT!
I've been doing the work. Eighteen months of therapy, two workbooks, and a certification in somatic experiencing. And now I can finally say what economists have been too emotionally unavailable to admit: America doesn't have trade partners. America has attachment issues.

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