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Context Casualties Expected +++ Tweet Becomes News, News Standard Lowered +++ Stock Does Thing After Other Thing, Causation Assumed +++ Correction: Everything Above The Correction +++ Self-Care Sunday Is Just Buying Things +++ +++ App Does What Other App Did But Worse +++ Experts Warn About Thing, Decline To Name Thing +++ Listicle: Content Chunked For Maximum Ad Loads +++ EXCLUSIVE: We Found Out Same Time As Everyone +++ We Asked 10 People And Called It A Trend +++ Crisis Continues, Same Experts Quoted +++ Long Read Padded To Justify Long Read Label +++ Multiple People Confirm (Multiple Means Two) +++ Tragedy Occurs, Brands See Opportunity +++ Correlation Discovered, Causation Strongly Implied +++ Sources Familiar With The Matter Remain Conveniently Anonymous +++ Innovation Announced, Innovation Is Layoffs +++ Market Reacts To Reaction To Market +++ DEVELOPING: Story Developed Hours Ago +++ AI Does Thing, Experts Excited (Same Experts) +++ Influencer Discloses Partnership In Font Size 4 +++ Area Woman Exists, Internet Debates Whether She Should +++ Anecdote Treated As Data, Data Ignored +++ Trend Piece Published After Trend Ended +++ Opinion: Thing Is Good, Actually (Sponsored) +++ Lukewarm Take Presented As Controversial +++ Percentage Of People Do Thing, Margin Of Error Huge +++ Both Sides Presented, False Equivalence Achieved +++ Thing Happens, Hot Take Published Before Thing Finished +++ What You Need To Know (What We Need Clicks For) +++ Algorithm Decides Your Future, Algorithm Is 12 Lines +++ This Changes Everything (Nothing Will Change) +++ Thing Linked To Other Thing, Mechanism Unknown +++ Viral Post Goes Viral, Credited As Journalism +++ New Restaurant Opens, Closes Before Review Published +++ Why Everything You Know Is Wrong, Click To Find Out +++ Superfood Declared, Evidence Forthcoming +++ Cold Take Repackaged As Wisdom +++ Local Man Has Opinion He Saw On TV +++ Analysis: We Watched It Happen And Have Thoughts +++ Officials Say Words That Mean Nothing Specific +++ RANKED: Subjective List Presented As Definitive +++ Editor's Note: We Got Caught +++ You Won't Believe What Happened Next (You Will) +++ New Study Contradicts Old Study, Both Still Cited +++ Woman Does Thing, Internet Discovers Opinions On Women +++ Traffic Expected, Commuters Somehow Surprised +++ Tech Company Pivots To Whatever's Trending +++ Document Reveals (Document Still Classified) +++ Research Shows (Research Behind Paywall) +++ The Truth About The Thing (Truth Not Included) +++ JUST IN: Old News Repackaged With Urgency +++ Local News Team Interviews Man Who Saw Thing +++ Sources Spoke On Condition They Not Be Held Accountable +++ Spokesperson Declines Comment On Comments Already Made +++ Science Says (Link Goes To Press Release) +++ Single Person's Experience Becomes National Trend +++ The Only Thing You Need To Know Plus 12 More Things +++ Roundup: Other People's Work, Collected +++ Poll Shows Numbers That Support Our Headline +++ What They Don't Want You To Know (They Don't Care) +++ What Happened Next Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity (Temporarily) +++ Studies Conflicting, Whichever Supports Narrative Wins +++ Disruption Disrupts People Who Can't Afford Disruption +++ Internal Email Shows Someone Had Email +++ Community Concerned About Concern Levels +++ Data Indicates (Data Not Shown) +++ Survey Finds People Have Opinions We Already Assumed +++ Timeline: Events Listed, No Conclusions Drawn +++ Thought Leader's Thoughts Led Nowhere +++ Gen Z Discovers Thing Millennials Discovered From Boomers +++ Study Finds Age Group Is Age Group +++ Investors Concerned About Concerns Investors Have +++ What They Want You To Know But Framed Ominously +++ Millennials Blamed For Industry Failing Millennials +++ Problem Identified, Solution Would Hurt Advertisers +++ Anonymous Source Confirms What We Already Wrote +++ Deep Dive: Surface Scratched Thoroughly +++ Company Denies Thing Nobody Accused Them Of +++ Generation Accused Of Trait Every Generation Has +++ Leaked Memo Says What Leaker Wanted It To Say +++ Opinion: Thing Is Bad, Actually (Also Sponsored) +++ Startup Disrupts Industry, Industry Was Fine +++ Neighbors Had No Comment, Comment Invented +++ QUIZ: Find Out Which Thing You Are (Data Harvested) +++ The Real Reason Behind The Thing (We Made It Up) +++ Man Does Thing, Internet Forms Committees +++ New Diet Is Eating Disorder With Marketing Budget +++ BREAKING: Situation Continues To Be Situation +++ Boomers Confused By Thing They Invented +++ Mindfulness Means Buying Mindfulness App +++ Person Exists Publicly, Discourse Ensues For 48 Hours +++ Update: Previous Update Was Wrong +++ Report: Thing Is Happening Somewhere To Someone +++ This Shocking Discovery Will Shock You (It Won't) +++ Why Everything You Knew Was Right All Along +++ Experts Disagree About Which Experts To Trust +++ Evidence Suggests (Evidence Is One Tweet) +++ Sources Say Something, Sources Won't Say What +++ Future Of Work Announced By People Who Don't Work +++ Wellness Guru's Advice: Give Wellness Guru Money +++ Question Raised, Question Never Answered +++ Report Claims (Report Unavailable For Review) +++ Hot Take Filed Before Facts Established +++ LIVE UPDATES: We're Refreshing Twitter +++ Company Announces Thing, Buries Bad News In Same Release +++ Study Retracted, Headlines Remain +++ Investigation Finds Investigators Found Things +++ Here's Why That Matters (It Doesn't) +++ Debate Rages, Minds Were Never Open +++ Supporters Appear Exactly When Article Needs Quote +++ AI Solves Problem AI Created Last Quarter +++ Exception Proves Rule (That's Not What That Means) +++ CEO Says Words, Stock Moves, Words Meant Nothing +++ Toxins Identified, Toxins Include Everything +++ Study Confirms What You Already Believed +++ Number Reaches Other Number, Significance Unclear +++ Life Coach Has Successfully Coached Self Into Wealth +++ Everything You Need To Know In 47 Paragraphs +++ EXPLAINER: Thing Explained For People Who Already Know +++ Tragedy Occurs, Thoughts And Prayers Deployed +++ Critics Quoted For Balance, Dismissed In Final Paragraph +++ Platform Adds Feature That Benefits Platform +++ AI Does Thing, Experts Concerned (Experts Sell AI) +++ News Becomes Tweet, Context Casualties Expected +++ Tweet Becomes News, News Standard Lowered +++ Stock Does Thing After Other Thing, Causation Assumed +++ Correction: Everything Above The Correction +++ Self-Care Sunday Is Just Buying Things +++

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Washington, D.C. — The federal government announced Wednesday that it would be eliminating grants for addiction treatment and mental health services, a decision officials described as "difficult" and "not something we're going to think about after today."

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