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Woman Does Thing, Internet Discovers Opinions On Women +++ Toxins Identified, Toxins Include Everything +++ Critics Quoted For Balance, Dismissed In Final Paragraph +++ Person Exists Publicly, Discourse Ensues For 48 Hours +++ Percentage Of People Do Thing, Margin Of Error Huge +++ This Shocking Discovery Will Shock You (It Won't) +++ Sources Spoke On Condition They Not Be Held Accountable +++ Tragedy Occurs, Thoughts And Prayers Deployed +++ Man Does Thing, Internet Forms Committees +++ Generation Accused Of Trait Every Generation Has +++ Anonymous Source Confirms What We Already Wrote +++ Community Concerned About Concern Levels +++ Stock Does Thing After Other Thing, Causation Assumed +++ Thought Leader's Thoughts Led Nowhere +++ EXCLUSIVE: We Found Out Same Time As Everyone +++ Survey Finds People Have Opinions We Already Assumed +++ Local News Team Interviews Man Who Saw Thing +++ Roundup: Other People's Work, Collected +++ Influencer Discloses Partnership In Font Size 4 +++ Cold Take Repackaged As Wisdom +++ Innovation Announced, Innovation Is Layoffs +++ Officials Say Words That Mean Nothing Specific +++ Opinion: Thing Is Good, Actually (Sponsored) +++ Study Retracted, Headlines Remain +++ Millennials Blamed For Industry Failing Millennials +++ Lukewarm Take Presented As Controversial +++ Question Raised, Question Never Answered +++ Leaked Memo Says What Leaker Wanted It To Say +++ Area Woman Exists, Internet Debates Whether She Should +++ Supporters Appear Exactly When Article Needs Quote +++ Sources Familiar With The Matter Remain Conveniently Anonymous +++ App Does What Other App Did But Worse +++ Disruption Disrupts People Who Can't Afford Disruption +++ Exception Proves Rule (That's Not What That Means) +++ This Changes Everything (Nothing Will Change) +++ Debate Rages, Minds Were Never Open +++ AI Does Thing, Experts Excited (Same Experts) +++ Mindfulness Means Buying Mindfulness App +++ What You Need To Know (What We Need Clicks For) +++ Timeline: Events Listed, No Conclusions Drawn +++ Report: Thing Is Happening Somewhere To Someone +++ Deep Dive: Surface Scratched Thoroughly +++ EXPLAINER: Thing Explained For People Who Already Know +++ Correlation Discovered, Causation Strongly Implied +++ AI Solves Problem AI Created Last Quarter +++ Traffic Expected, Commuters Somehow Surprised +++ Tweet Becomes News, News Standard Lowered +++ Thing Linked To Other Thing, Mechanism Unknown +++ Report Claims (Report Unavailable For Review) +++ CEO Says Words, Stock Moves, Words Meant Nothing +++ Superfood Declared, Evidence Forthcoming +++ QUIZ: Find Out Which Thing You Are (Data Harvested) +++ Number Reaches Other Number, Significance Unclear +++ Long Read Padded To Justify Long Read Label +++ Tech Company Pivots To Whatever's Trending +++ Local Man Has Opinion He Saw On TV +++ Research Shows (Research Behind Paywall) +++ New Study Contradicts Old Study, Both Still Cited +++ Data Indicates (Data Not Shown) +++ LIVE UPDATES: We're Refreshing Twitter +++ What They Want You To Know But Framed Ominously +++ Experts Disagree About Which Experts To Trust +++ Neighbors Had No Comment, Comment Invented +++ Everything You Need To Know In 47 Paragraphs +++ Thing Happens, Hot Take Published Before Thing Finished +++ JUST IN: Old News Repackaged With Urgency +++ What Happened Next Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity (Temporarily) +++ Spokesperson Declines Comment On Comments Already Made +++ Multiple People Confirm (Multiple Means Two) +++ Self-Care Sunday Is Just Buying Things +++ Investors Concerned About Concerns Investors Have +++ Experts Warn About Thing, Decline To Name Thing +++ Boomers Confused By Thing They Invented +++ The Truth About The Thing (Truth Not Included) +++ Why Everything You Knew Was Right All Along +++ Gen Z Discovers Thing Millennials Discovered From Boomers +++ Viral Post Goes Viral, Credited As Journalism +++ Document Reveals (Document Still Classified) +++ Anecdote Treated As Data, Data Ignored +++ Opinion: Thing Is Bad, Actually (Also Sponsored) +++ The Only Thing You Need To Know Plus 12 More Things +++ Trend Piece Published After Trend Ended +++ Problem Identified, Solution Would Hurt Advertisers +++ New Diet Is Eating Disorder With Marketing Budget +++ Why Everything You Know Is Wrong, Click To Find Out +++ Hot Take Filed Before Facts Established +++ Company Announces Thing, Buries Bad News In Same Release +++ Startup Disrupts Industry, Industry Was Fine +++ The Real Reason Behind The Thing (We Made It Up) +++ You Won't Believe What Happened Next (You Will) +++ RANKED: Subjective List Presented As Definitive +++ Tragedy Occurs, Brands See Opportunity +++ Studies Conflicting, Whichever Supports Narrative Wins +++ News Becomes Tweet, Context Casualties Expected +++ Company Denies Thing Nobody Accused Them Of +++ Both Sides Presented, False Equivalence Achieved +++ New Restaurant Opens, Closes Before Review Published +++ We Asked 10 People And Called It A Trend +++ Correction: Everything Above The Correction +++ AI Does Thing, Experts Concerned (Experts Sell AI) +++ Here's Why That Matters (It Doesn't) +++ Investigation Finds Investigators Found Things +++ Single Person's Experience Becomes National Trend +++ +++ Market Reacts To Reaction To Market +++ BREAKING: Situation Continues To Be Situation +++ Platform Adds Feature That Benefits Platform +++ Crisis Continues, Same Experts Quoted +++ Internal Email Shows Someone Had Email +++ Sources Say Something, Sources Won't Say What +++ Life Coach Has Successfully Coached Self Into Wealth +++ DEVELOPING: Story Developed Hours Ago +++ Poll Shows Numbers That Support Our Headline +++ What They Don't Want You To Know (They Don't Care) +++ Update: Previous Update Was Wrong +++ Analysis: We Watched It Happen And Have Thoughts +++ Science Says (Link Goes To Press Release) +++ Study Finds Age Group Is Age Group +++ Listicle: Content Chunked For Maximum Ad Loads +++ Future Of Work Announced By People Who Don't Work +++ Editor's Note: We Got Caught +++ Evidence Suggests (Evidence Is One Tweet) +++ Algorithm Decides Your Future, Algorithm Is 12 Lines +++ Study Confirms What You Already Believed +++ Wellness Guru's Advice: Give Wellness Guru Money +++ Woman Does Thing, Internet Discovers Opinions On Women +++ Toxins Identified, Toxins Include Everything +++ Critics Quoted For Balance, Dismissed In Final Paragraph +++ Person Exists Publicly, Discourse Ensues For 48 Hours +++ Percentage Of People Do Thing, Margin Of Error Huge +++ This Shocking Discovery Will Shock You (It Won't) +++ Sources Spoke On Condition They Not Be Held Accountable +++ Tragedy Occurs, Thoughts And Prayers Deployed +++ Man Does Thing, Internet Forms Committees +++ Generation Accused Of Trait Every Generation Has +++ Anonymous Source Confirms What We Already Wrote +++ Community Concerned About Concern Levels +++ Stock Does Thing After Other Thing, Causation Assumed +++ Thought Leader's Thoughts Led Nowhere +++ EXCLUSIVE: We Found Out Same Time As Everyone +++ Survey Finds People Have Opinions We Already Assumed +++ Local News Team Interviews Man Who Saw Thing +++ Roundup: Other People's Work, Collected +++ Influencer Discloses Partnership In Font Size 4 +++ Cold Take Repackaged As Wisdom +++ Innovation Announced, Innovation Is Layoffs +++ Officials Say Words That Mean Nothing Specific +++ Opinion: Thing Is Good, Actually (Sponsored) +++ Study Retracted, Headlines Remain +++ Millennials Blamed For Industry Failing Millennials +++ Lukewarm Take Presented As Controversial +++ Question Raised, Question Never Answered +++ Leaked Memo Says What Leaker Wanted It To Say +++ Area Woman Exists, Internet Debates Whether She Should +++ Supporters Appear Exactly When Article Needs Quote +++ Sources Familiar With The Matter Remain Conveniently Anonymous +++ App Does What Other App Did But Worse +++ Disruption Disrupts People Who Can't Afford Disruption +++ Exception Proves Rule (That's Not What That Means) +++ This Changes Everything (Nothing Will Change) +++ Debate Rages, Minds Were Never Open +++ AI Does Thing, Experts Excited (Same Experts) +++ Mindfulness Means Buying Mindfulness App +++ What You Need To Know (What We Need Clicks For) +++ Timeline: Events Listed, No Conclusions Drawn +++ Report: Thing Is Happening Somewhere To Someone +++ Deep Dive: Surface Scratched Thoroughly +++ EXPLAINER: Thing Explained For People Who Already Know +++ Correlation Discovered, Causation Strongly Implied +++ AI Solves Problem AI Created Last Quarter +++ Traffic Expected, Commuters Somehow Surprised +++ Tweet Becomes News, News Standard Lowered +++ Thing Linked To Other Thing, Mechanism Unknown +++ Report Claims (Report Unavailable For Review) +++ CEO Says Words, Stock Moves, Words Meant Nothing +++ Superfood Declared, Evidence Forthcoming +++ QUIZ: Find Out Which Thing You Are (Data Harvested) +++ Number Reaches Other Number, Significance Unclear +++ Long Read Padded To Justify Long Read Label +++ Tech Company Pivots To Whatever's Trending +++ Local Man Has Opinion He Saw On TV +++ Research Shows (Research Behind Paywall) +++ New Study Contradicts Old Study, Both Still Cited +++ Data Indicates (Data Not Shown) +++ LIVE UPDATES: We're Refreshing Twitter +++ What They Want You To Know But Framed Ominously +++ Experts Disagree About Which Experts To Trust +++ Neighbors Had No Comment, Comment Invented +++ Everything You Need To Know In 47 Paragraphs +++ Thing Happens, Hot Take Published Before Thing Finished +++ JUST IN: Old News Repackaged With Urgency +++ What Happened Next Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity (Temporarily) +++ Spokesperson Declines Comment On Comments Already Made +++ Multiple People Confirm (Multiple Means Two) +++ Self-Care Sunday Is Just Buying Things +++ Investors Concerned About Concerns Investors Have +++ Experts Warn About Thing, Decline To Name Thing +++ Boomers Confused By Thing They Invented +++ The Truth About The Thing (Truth Not Included) +++ Why Everything You Knew Was Right All Along +++ Gen Z Discovers Thing Millennials Discovered From Boomers +++ Viral Post Goes Viral, Credited As Journalism +++ Document Reveals (Document Still Classified) +++ Anecdote Treated As Data, Data Ignored +++ Opinion: Thing Is Bad, Actually (Also Sponsored) +++ The Only Thing You Need To Know Plus 12 More Things +++ Trend Piece Published After Trend Ended +++ Problem Identified, Solution Would Hurt Advertisers +++ New Diet Is Eating Disorder With Marketing Budget +++ Why Everything You Know Is Wrong, Click To Find Out +++ Hot Take Filed Before Facts Established +++ Company Announces Thing, Buries Bad News In Same Release +++ Startup Disrupts Industry, Industry Was Fine +++ The Real Reason Behind The Thing (We Made It Up) +++ You Won't Believe What Happened Next (You Will) +++ RANKED: Subjective List Presented As Definitive +++ Tragedy Occurs, Brands See Opportunity +++ Studies Conflicting, Whichever Supports Narrative Wins +++ News Becomes Tweet, Context Casualties Expected +++ Company Denies Thing Nobody Accused Them Of +++ Both Sides Presented, False Equivalence Achieved +++ New Restaurant Opens, Closes Before Review Published +++ We Asked 10 People And Called It A Trend +++ Correction: Everything Above The Correction +++ AI Does Thing, Experts Concerned (Experts Sell AI) +++ Here's Why That Matters (It Doesn't) +++ Investigation Finds Investigators Found Things +++ Single Person's Experience Becomes National Trend +++

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Opinion: The Trade Deficit Is Just America's Attachment Style

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I've been doing the work. Eighteen months of therapy, two workbooks, and a certification in somatic experiencing. And now I can finally say what economists have been too emotionally unavailable to admit: America doesn't have trade partners. America has attachment issues.

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Meet The Biohacker Who Optimized His Screen Time By Eliminating His Children

Kyle Brennan, 41, wakes at 4:47 a.m. in a studio apartment in Austin. His morning routine takes 2 hours and 14 minutes. He has not seen his children in eight months.