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!!! HOT NEWS !!! Study Finds People Who Skip TikToks Cannot Feel Joy, May Never Again

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+++ New Study Contradicts Old Study, Both Still Cited +++ Sources Spoke On Condition They Not Be Held Accountable +++ Everything You Need To Know In 47 Paragraphs +++ CEO Says Words, Stock Moves, Words Meant Nothing +++ Tweet Becomes News, News Standard Lowered +++ Startup Disrupts Industry, Industry Was Fine +++ AI Does Thing, Experts Excited (Same Experts) +++ Influencer Discloses Partnership In Font Size 4 +++ Survey Finds People Have Opinions We Already Assumed +++ What They Want You To Know But Framed Ominously +++ Question Raised, Question Never Answered +++ Research Shows (Research Behind Paywall) +++ Disruption Disrupts People Who Can't Afford Disruption +++ Problem Identified, Solution Would Hurt Advertisers +++ Data Indicates (Data Not Shown) +++ Mindfulness Means Buying Mindfulness App +++ Opinion: Thing Is Good, Actually (Sponsored) +++ Superfood Declared, Evidence Forthcoming +++ Community Concerned About Concern Levels +++ Investigation Finds Investigators Found Things 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Experts Warn About Thing, Decline To Name Thing +++ Algorithm Decides Your Future, Algorithm Is 12 Lines +++ Deep Dive: Surface Scratched Thoroughly +++ Traffic Expected, Commuters Somehow Surprised +++ New Restaurant Opens, Closes Before Review Published +++ Study Confirms What You Already Believed +++ Platform Adds Feature That Benefits Platform +++ Leaked Memo Says What Leaker Wanted It To Say +++ Multiple People Confirm (Multiple Means Two) +++ Market Reacts To Reaction To Market +++ DEVELOPING: Story Developed Hours Ago +++ Company Denies Thing Nobody Accused Them Of +++ Sources Say Something, Sources Won't Say What +++ QUIZ: Find Out Which Thing You Are (Data Harvested) +++ App Does What Other App Did But Worse +++ EXCLUSIVE: We Found Out Same Time As Everyone +++ Thing Happens, Hot Take Published Before Thing Finished +++ Percentage Of People Do Thing, Margin Of Error Huge +++ Investors Concerned About Concerns Investors Have +++ BREAKING: Situation Continues To Be Situation +++ AI Solves Problem AI Created Last Quarter +++ Trend Piece Published After Trend Ended +++ Science Says (Link Goes To Press Release) +++ This Shocking Discovery Will Shock You (It Won't) +++ Correction: Everything Above The Correction +++ Study Finds Age Group Is Age Group +++ RANKED: Subjective List Presented As Definitive +++ Company Announces Thing, Buries Bad News In Same Release +++ You Won't Believe What Happened Next (You Will) +++ Document Reveals (Document Still Classified) +++ EXPLAINER: Thing Explained For People Who Already Know +++ Future Of Work Announced By People Who Don't Work +++ Report: Thing Is Happening Somewhere To Someone +++ Generation Accused Of Trait Every Generation Has +++ Toxins Identified, Toxins Include Everything +++ Studies Conflicting, Whichever Supports Narrative Wins +++ Lukewarm Take Presented As Controversial +++ Here's Why That Matters (It Doesn't) +++ Tech Company Pivots To Whatever's Trending +++ Stock Does Thing After Other Thing, Causation Assumed +++ Anonymous Source Confirms What We Already Wrote +++ The Only Thing You Need To Know Plus 12 More Things +++ Why Everything You Know Is Wrong, Click To Find Out +++ Opinion: Thing Is Bad, Actually (Also Sponsored) +++ Update: Previous Update Was Wrong +++ Editor's Note: We Got Caught +++ Debate Rages, Minds Were Never Open +++ Life Coach Has Successfully Coached Self Into Wealth +++ Tragedy Occurs, Brands See Opportunity +++ Why Everything You Knew Was Right All Along +++ The Real Reason Behind The Thing (We Made It Up) +++ Boomers Confused By Thing They Invented +++ Woman Does Thing, Internet Discovers Opinions On Women +++ Neighbors Had No Comment, Comment Invented +++ Crisis Continues, Same Experts Quoted +++ Hot Take Filed Before Facts Established +++ Single Person's Experience Becomes National Trend +++ Supporters Appear Exactly When Article Needs Quote +++ Innovation Announced, Innovation Is Layoffs +++ Man Does Thing, Internet Forms Committees +++ Area Woman Exists, Internet Debates Whether She Should +++ Thing Linked To Other Thing, Mechanism Unknown +++ Thought Leader's Thoughts Led Nowhere +++ Local Man Has Opinion He Saw On TV +++ What You Need To Know (What We Need Clicks For) +++ The Truth About The Thing (Truth Not Included) +++ Anecdote Treated As Data, Data Ignored +++ Experts Disagree About Which Experts To Trust +++ Roundup: Other People's Work, Collected +++ AI Does Thing, Experts Concerned (Experts Sell AI) +++ Officials Say Words That Mean Nothing Specific +++ We Asked 10 People And Called It A Trend +++ Correlation Discovered, Causation Strongly Implied +++ What Happened Next Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity (Temporarily) +++ This Changes Everything (Nothing Will Change) +++ Both Sides Presented, False Equivalence Achieved +++ Sources Familiar With The Matter Remain Conveniently Anonymous +++ JUST IN: Old News Repackaged With Urgency +++ Exception Proves Rule (That's Not What That Means) +++ Poll Shows Numbers That Support Our Headline +++ Analysis: We Watched It Happen And Have Thoughts +++ Local News Team Interviews Man Who Saw Thing +++ Spokesperson Declines Comment On Comments Already Made +++ Critics Quoted For Balance, Dismissed In Final Paragraph +++ +++ New Study Contradicts Old Study, Both Still Cited +++ Sources Spoke On Condition They Not Be Held Accountable +++ Everything You Need To Know In 47 Paragraphs +++ CEO Says Words, Stock Moves, Words Meant Nothing +++ Tweet Becomes News, News Standard Lowered +++ Startup Disrupts Industry, Industry Was Fine +++ AI Does Thing, Experts Excited (Same Experts) +++ Influencer Discloses Partnership In Font Size 4 +++ Survey Finds People Have Opinions We Already Assumed +++ What They Want You To Know But Framed Ominously +++ Question Raised, Question Never Answered +++ Research Shows (Research Behind Paywall) +++ Disruption Disrupts People Who Can't Afford Disruption +++ Problem Identified, Solution Would Hurt Advertisers +++ Data Indicates (Data Not Shown) +++ Mindfulness Means Buying Mindfulness App +++ Opinion: Thing Is Good, Actually (Sponsored) +++ Superfood Declared, Evidence Forthcoming +++ Community Concerned About Concern Levels +++ Investigation Finds Investigators Found Things +++ Long Read Padded To Justify Long Read Label +++ Timeline: Events Listed, No Conclusions Drawn +++ Study Retracted, Headlines Remain +++ New Diet Is Eating Disorder With Marketing Budget +++ Millennials Blamed For Industry Failing Millennials +++ Number Reaches Other Number, Significance Unclear +++ Listicle: Content Chunked For Maximum Ad Loads +++ LIVE UPDATES: We're Refreshing Twitter +++ Person Exists Publicly, Discourse Ensues For 48 Hours +++ Viral Post Goes Viral, Credited As Journalism +++ Wellness Guru's Advice: Give Wellness Guru Money +++ Cold Take Repackaged As Wisdom +++ Report Claims (Report Unavailable For Review) +++ Gen Z Discovers Thing Millennials Discovered From Boomers +++ Tragedy Occurs, Thoughts And Prayers Deployed +++ News Becomes Tweet, Context Casualties Expected +++ Evidence Suggests (Evidence Is One Tweet) +++ Self-Care Sunday Is Just Buying Things +++ Internal Email Shows Someone Had Email +++ What They Don't Want You To Know (They Don't Care) +++ Experts Warn About Thing, Decline To Name Thing +++ Algorithm Decides Your Future, Algorithm Is 12 Lines +++ Deep Dive: Surface Scratched Thoroughly +++ Traffic Expected, Commuters Somehow Surprised +++ New Restaurant Opens, Closes Before Review Published +++ Study Confirms What You Already Believed +++ Platform Adds Feature That Benefits Platform +++ Leaked Memo Says What Leaker Wanted It To Say +++ Multiple People Confirm (Multiple Means Two) +++ Market Reacts To Reaction To Market +++ DEVELOPING: Story Developed Hours Ago +++ Company Denies Thing Nobody Accused Them Of +++ Sources Say Something, Sources Won't Say What +++ QUIZ: Find Out Which Thing You Are (Data Harvested) +++ App Does What Other App Did But Worse +++ EXCLUSIVE: We Found Out Same Time As Everyone +++ Thing Happens, Hot Take Published Before Thing Finished +++ Percentage Of People Do Thing, Margin Of Error Huge +++ Investors Concerned About Concerns Investors Have +++ BREAKING: Situation Continues To Be Situation +++ AI Solves Problem AI Created Last Quarter +++ Trend Piece Published After Trend Ended +++ Science Says (Link Goes To Press Release) +++ This Shocking Discovery Will Shock You (It Won't) +++ Correction: Everything Above The Correction +++ Study Finds Age Group Is Age Group +++ RANKED: Subjective List Presented As Definitive +++ Company Announces Thing, Buries Bad News In Same Release +++ You Won't Believe What Happened Next (You Will) +++ Document Reveals (Document Still Classified) +++ EXPLAINER: Thing Explained For People Who Already Know +++ Future Of Work Announced By People Who Don't Work +++ Report: Thing Is Happening Somewhere To Someone +++ Generation Accused Of Trait Every Generation Has +++ Toxins Identified, Toxins Include Everything +++ Studies Conflicting, Whichever Supports Narrative Wins +++ Lukewarm Take Presented As Controversial +++ Here's Why That Matters (It Doesn't) +++ Tech Company Pivots To Whatever's Trending +++ Stock Does Thing After Other Thing, Causation Assumed +++ Anonymous Source Confirms What We Already Wrote +++ The Only Thing You Need To Know Plus 12 More Things +++ Why Everything You Know Is Wrong, Click To Find Out +++ Opinion: Thing Is Bad, Actually (Also Sponsored) +++ Update: Previous Update Was Wrong +++ Editor's Note: We Got Caught +++ Debate Rages, Minds Were Never Open +++ Life Coach Has Successfully Coached Self Into Wealth +++ Tragedy Occurs, Brands See Opportunity +++ Why Everything You Knew Was Right All Along +++ The Real Reason Behind The Thing (We Made It Up) +++ Boomers Confused By Thing They Invented +++ Woman Does Thing, Internet Discovers Opinions On Women +++ Neighbors Had No Comment, Comment Invented +++ Crisis Continues, Same Experts Quoted +++ Hot Take Filed Before Facts Established +++ Single Person's Experience Becomes National Trend +++ Supporters Appear Exactly When Article Needs Quote +++ Innovation Announced, Innovation Is Layoffs +++ Man Does Thing, Internet Forms Committees +++ Area Woman Exists, Internet Debates Whether She Should +++ Thing Linked To Other Thing, Mechanism Unknown +++ Thought Leader's Thoughts Led Nowhere +++ Local Man Has Opinion He Saw On TV +++ What You Need To Know (What We Need Clicks For) +++ The Truth About The Thing (Truth Not Included) +++ Anecdote Treated As Data, Data Ignored +++ Experts Disagree About Which Experts To Trust +++ Roundup: Other People's Work, Collected +++ AI Does Thing, Experts Concerned (Experts Sell AI) +++ Officials Say Words That Mean Nothing Specific +++ We Asked 10 People And Called It A Trend +++ Correlation Discovered, Causation Strongly Implied +++ What Happened Next Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity (Temporarily) +++ This Changes Everything (Nothing Will Change) +++ Both Sides Presented, False Equivalence Achieved +++ Sources Familiar With The Matter Remain Conveniently Anonymous +++ JUST IN: Old News Repackaged With Urgency +++ Exception Proves Rule (That's Not What That Means) +++ Poll Shows Numbers That Support Our Headline +++ Analysis: We Watched It Happen And Have Thoughts +++ Local News Team Interviews Man Who Saw Thing +++ Spokesperson Declines Comment On Comments Already Made +++ Critics Quoted For Balance, Dismissed In Final Paragraph +++

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Opinion: The Trade Deficit Is Just America's Attachment Style

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I've been doing the work. Eighteen months of therapy, two workbooks, and a certification in somatic experiencing. And now I can finally say what economists have been too emotionally unavailable to admit: America doesn't have trade partners. America has attachment issues.