Anti-Vaxxers Reject New Vaccination Study, Accidentally Increase Vaccination Rates
A new study on vaccine hesitancy has produced an unexpected result: a 23% increase in vaccination rates among the very population it studied.
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Single Person's Experience Becomes National Trend +++ Person Exists Publicly, Discourse Ensues For 48 Hours +++ EXPLAINER: Thing Explained For People Who Already Know +++ Community Concerned About Concern Levels +++ AI Solves Problem AI Created Last Quarter +++ Algorithm Decides Your Future, Algorithm Is 12 Lines +++ Market Reacts To Reaction To Market +++ BREAKING: Situation Continues To Be Situation +++ Both Sides Presented, False Equivalence Achieved +++ Report Claims (Report Unavailable For Review) +++ Here's Why That Matters (It Doesn't) +++ Debate Rages, Minds Were Never Open +++ Sources Familiar With The Matter Remain Conveniently Anonymous +++ Thing Happens, Hot Take Published Before Thing Finished +++ Local News Team Interviews Man Who Saw Thing +++ Platform Adds Feature That Benefits Platform +++ Disruption Disrupts People Who Can't Afford Disruption +++ Opinion: Thing Is Bad, Actually (Also Sponsored) +++ Crisis Continues, Same Experts Quoted +++ Survey Finds People Have 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Study Finds Two-Factor Authentication Users 40% More Likely To Apologize For Things That Weren't Their Fault
A new study from researchers at an unspecified European institution has found a striking correlation between two-factor authentication usage and reflexive apologizing, even when no wrongdoing has occurred.